Calling All Size 8 Brides

For those of you looking for a non-traditional wedding gown, please consider this stunner.
I got married in black and white stripes on the beach. I'd do it all over again, to the same guy of course, if I could wear this. Perhaps we should consider a five year vow renewal, Abhi?

Carolina Herrera, Tortoise Cage Embellished Gown, originally $11,900, now $3094.